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The official Sonic Twitter account was fairly standard as far as corporate accounts go. Then they got a new community manager and things were never the same...

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    Twitter Takeover 2

• Sonic and Eggman take to Twitter to answer people's questions, with hilarious results.
• Eggman has a message for Assassin's Creed, who also happen to be celebrating the birthday of Ezio Auditore Da Firenze. And since Roger voiced Ezio...

  Eggman: Dear Assassin's Creed, hello! It's me, Dr. Eggman! I found something that belongs to you!
  Ezio: What is this place? Where am I? What are these odd glowing gemstones?
  Eggman: That's right, it's him! Enzio! Or Easy-O, however you say it.
  Ezio: No no, my name is Ezio Audit—
  Eggman: That's nice. [Ezio sighs] Anyway, if you want to see him in your world again, send pictures of kittens our way as soon as possible, or we're keeping him! Thanks.

  • Made even funnier in this animated compilation of the Takeover, with the Funny Background Event of Ezio escaping from the chair he was tied to and popping up behind Eggman.
  • Ubisoft followed through by linking a gif of kittens and asking if they could have Roger Craig Smith back.
• Sega sends in a question if Sonic and Eggman hang out a lot or are frenemies. Eggman immediately insists on them being mortal enemies...before asking Sonic if he wants any leftover chili dogs in the fridge.
• A question asks if Sonic 2006 has finished loading yet.

  Sonic: Heh...Some people say it's still loading to this day.
  Eggman: Here I just thought it never happened.

  • The same animated compilation above has Eggman turn into his model from Sonic 2006 as he speaks.
• Sonic and Eggman respond to the Game Grumps, with Sonic getting a bit finicky at the mention of a certain game from his past.

  Sonic: Oh, hey, it's them. The Game Grumps. I know these guys.
  Eggman: Oh yes, I particularly like that time they played your best game.
  Sonic: Uh, my best game?
  Eggman: Y'know, the one with the princess and stuff, truly heartwarming story. You almost won that Oscar.
  Sonic: Woah, Eggman, listen. Sometimes you have to draw a line in the sand, man! You gotta ask yourself: "WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY!?"
  Eggman: Well, clearly not this. Thanks Grumps!

• Sonic and Eggman respond to a question in Spanish, which Eggman understands. He then proceeds to sing La Macarena. This became a Brick Joke in the third Twitter takeover when both Sonic and Eggman convince Shadow to join their singing, and in the fourth when Tails joined in.
• Sonic and Eggman discover SiIvaGunner.

  Eggman: SiIvaGunner asks "What's your favorite high quality rip?"
  Sonic: Well, let's take a listen...Uh, are these real?
  Eggman: Well, says here that he only uploads high-quality rips, so must be.
  Sonic: Not bad, SiIvaGunner, not bad at all.

• Another question clearly wants Sonic and Eggman to hint at the existance of Sonic Adventure 3 by counting the Adventure games. What was the result?

    Twitter Takeover 3

• To promote the launch of Sonic Forces, Sonic and Eggman did another Twitter takeover, this time with Shadow joining in as well. And since Shadow is portrayed as being The Comically Serious here, it goes about as well as you expect. Also, it's been nearly fourteen years, and apparently Shadow still hasn't found that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald!
• The trio rates Infinite on a scale from One to "Ow The Edge". Made even funnier when Episode Shadow reveals that Shadow's rating and reasoning behind it isn't that far off from the truth, almost to the point of foreshadowing. Apparently, zero wasn't an option.

  Eggman: I'd give him a full caps-lock "Ow The Edge". He's great! Mostly...

  Sonic: Five out of ten on my side.

  Shadow: One. Infinite is but a mewling kitten in a world where darkness and terror knock daily on your door. He's just a cute ball of fluff. I am the one who knocks.

• A fan asks Sonic what occurred in Station Square after he defeated Perfect Chaos.

  Sonic: Ugh, water. Everywhere. And a lot of rebuilding.

• There's also the one where Alpharad asks them how to make his brand as cool as Sonic's own. Their answer involves making shots at the franchise in a way that would make even Deadpool himself proud.

  Sonic: Easy one, man. First, you make your own video game. Party games are good.

  Eggman: Good luck, Alpharad.

• There's one where the question isn't asked, but is mostly just them getting offended over being labeled "not real" by Etika. For context, Etika stated on Twitter that the Q&A wasn't real, only for said tweet to "mysteriously disappear" a short time after followed by him admitting it was real, except it was too late.

  Shadow: Oh, look at this. Someone thought we weren't real!

  Sonic: Etika, Etika, Etika.

  Eggman: What, did you think that this was a game?!

• There's the one who is pretty much sending them a rescue request, as he wants to escape from the city. The trio end up trying to find what city he's in, which results in Eggman looking up his Twitter account... only to find out that the fan in particular works for Polygon, with Sonic gushing over the pixel art on his profile. Shadow asks if they're stalking him now, which Eggman denies.

  Sonic: Alright, Jeff. We still don't know what city you're in, so our advice is simple;

• A fan asks the trio what types of music they listen to in their spare time. Mongolian throat singing is, in fact, a real thing. The fanbase has been searching videos of it up constantly since this came out.
• There's also a question mirroring the above one, in which a fan asks how they take their coffee in the morning. Sonic takes a iced latte, Eggman takes an iced americano, and Shadow...

  Shadow: I eat the coffee beans straight. They're delicious, and crunchy.

• Shadow and Eggman find a question that Sonic would rather skip.

  Shadow: Oh, this is a good one. @JoannaWhiteRose asks "To Sonic, I have a challenge for you. Tell me how much you like Amy and what you like in her."

  Eggman: Oh yeah Sonic, tell us what you like about that other hedgehog, Amy!

  Sonic: Oh, no. Guys, can we ju— can we just not do this right now? I mean, there's lots of other questions, like...

  Shadow: What, Sonic? Are you embarrassed?

  Eggman: Hehe, he's totally embarrassed! Ooh, I just got a message here from Infinite! It's a file called "Sonadow"...

  • And following up on the above question:

  Eggman: @Cassidy1205 - that's a lot of numbers - asks "Shadow, what do you think about "Sonadow"?"

  Shadow: One word, Cassidy... NO .

• Earlier, a fan asks Shadow how one uses Chaos Control. The instructions are incredibly simplistic, to say the least.

  Shadow: It's simple. Hold Chaos Emerald, shout "Chaos Control!", go fast.

• The fan even calls Shadow "Shad" for short.
• The three get asked who's the edgiest character out of them. It's Shadow, but what's funny is that they constantly make references to a certain horror movie that came out earlier that same year, with Eggman saying he made a really sharp paper boat one time. The kicker? The fan who's asking the question is Wyatt Oleff, who has a role in said film.
• The trio runs into a very touchy subject.
• Shadow is a weeaboo.
  • Bonus points for Eggman trying (and failing) to say "weeaboo".
• When one person asks what Eggman would do if he wasn't a Mad Scientist, Sonic thinks he could be a professional golfer, a movie star, or a chart-topping musician, while Shadow describes a scenario where Eggman adopts hundreds of cats and has to move out when they start multiplying. Eggman tells them to stop, as all of those possibilities are equally horrifying to him, and decides to stay as an evil genius now and forever...only to reveal he has a cat that somehow got in the recording booth.
• Shadow has a little trouble with Jacksepticeye's name.

  Shadow: Who are we tweeting here? Jack... something in his eye?

• When one fan asks if they'll answer their question:

  Sonic: Huh. Uhhhhhhhhh...... [pause] Yes.

  Shadow: Next question.

• There's also the one where a fan challenges Shadow to act happier than Sonic, with his reward being...you guessed it; the fourth Chaos Emerald! Shadow accepts the challenge...and completely fucks it all up, not even smiling or sounding happier, like he wasn't even trying. Sonic corpsing at the whole thing makes it funnier.

  Eggman: Well... at least he tried.

• This one from @frosted_oreo about asking Eggman for an internship, "asking as a desperate college student."

  Shadow: I've got a job description here for an intern at the Eggman Empire lot in North Hollywood.

  Sonic: Oh, let's see what it says. "Entry level position. Requires 5 to 10 years experience." Oh, 'cause that makes sense.

  All 3: GOOD LUCK, MILLENNIALS.

• We finally discover why Eggman could outrun Sonic. He works out.
• At the end of the Q&A, Shadow is convinced that what the fanbase really needs is a new game with only him in it without any appearance of Sonic or Eggman, and his sidekick: Big the Cat. Sonic and Eggman do not agree in the slightest.

    Twitter Takeover 4

• How did Sega decide to celebrate the release of Team Sonic Racing? You guessed it: a DAMN 4th Twitter Takeover, this one adding Tails to the roster.
• When Sonic is gushing over Tails after a fan asks what he likes about him, Shadow's response?
  • Before that point, Shadow brings up the time Sonic was launched out of the Space Colony ARK. Eggman nonchalantly reminisces about the incident, while Tails is embarrassed.
• Eggman doesn't remember what happened in the end of Team Sonic Racing Overdrive. Sonic and Tails agree that this is for the best.
• At one point, someone asks what their favorite snacks are. This prompts Eggman to hijack the question in order to have Sonic give a shout out to the sponsor of the 4th takeover: Chaos Cola, having been promised a free mini-fridge. Sonic is less than pleased about having to read it, citing the script in the most annoyed, deadpan monotone imaginable. Tails notes that he prefers their mint juice drinks. Shadow chimes in:

  Shadow: You're all such corporate sellouts. I support indie drinks. There's nothing cooler than supporting the little guy.

• The Gushers Twitter account asks Sonic to explain a picture of him circa Sonic Adventure 1 saying "I like Gusher" (prompting Shadow to quote the "Silence, brand." meme). Tails, being a textbook case of Genius Sweet Tooth, asks them to send some over to his workshop. Shadow then chastises him for being a "corporate shill"... then proceeds to solicit them for Gushers.
• The annual singing of Macarena returns. Then things get awkward when Tails actually knows the full song (or at least the melody), causing the others to become perplexed and fail hilariously at keeping up. By the end, all four are confused.
• One fan calls Shadow's speed into question compared to Sonic's, citing his use of rocket boosters. Shadow...doesn't take it well.
  • The amount of animatics for this scene is staggering.
• Favorite breakfast choices. Sonic & Tails have chili dogs. Eggman has waffles. Shadow continues to have his raw coffee beans.
• Eggman gets asked how he keeps his moustache looking good. As it turns out, he uses gel and then trims it. Everyone then starts wondering what he would look like if his moustache was shaved off. Eggman then Screams Like a Little Girl when they all attack.
• The four are asked about their favorite memory. Sonic's is stopping the ARK from crashing. Tails' is meeting Sonic for the first time, followed by his adventure on Cocoa Island. Eggman's is beating Sonic, which he's only done a few times. Shadow's? Being dead.
  • Later, Sonic notes how Shadow's answers tend to be either the most depressing or the most inspiring depending on the question.
• One fan wonders what Shadow's ultimate day would be like. After some prodding, Shadow does exactly what you'd expect.

  Tails: (mimicking Shadow) "Dear Diary, today I brooded. And brooded some more. And then raised some Chao."
  Eggman: (chuckling to himself) Hey, that's not bad, Tails!
  Shadow: Quiet, fox. My ultimate day would consist of a nice two handfuls of coffee beans in the morning, followed by a playthrough of the world's greatest video game...
  Sonic: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric?
  Shadow: No! Shadow the Hedgehog.
  Tails: Probably should've seen that one coming.
  Shadow: Then I head outside to do mysterious things, like saving people in need at the last moment, or picking up cool, dark clothing that I'll never wear.
  Eggman: And then after that?
  Shadow: Finally, I head home, and put on a good movie, like Chao In Space 3, which features me. It's much better than Chao In Space 2.
  Sonic: ...yeah. Thanks for the question, Menno!
  Shadow: Wait, I'm not done ye-

• One tweet asks Tails "what does the fox say?" Tails and Sonic promptly have a hushed conversation about angry lawyers before Tails starts singing "Believe in Myself" (which Eggman calls him out on), while Shadow reacts with confusion to the other three.
• It's been 15 years and Shadow still hasn't found that @#!& 4th Chaos Emerald. And yes, Shadow's speech is actually censored. All of his attempts to bypass it fail.
  • One Tweet calls out the game's script, which involves a lot of Puns from Sonic.
• Ross from the Game Grumps asks if Eggman could actually be faster than Sonic while rolling. Tails and Eggman actually do the math while bringing up a scenario in which Eggman had no bones to slow him down, which naturally freaks him out. The answer turns out to be yes, but only after 7.8 miles. And during the entire Tweet, Shadow keeps messing up the group's name, calling them the "Grumpy Guys" and the "Grumpy-Grumps".
• Sonic is once again asked about his feelings for Amy. This time, he runs off, with his picture even dropping out of the frame to accentuate it.
• This time, Sonic, Tails, and Eggman get asked what their favorite anime is.
• Someone decides to ask Eggman for a paid internship in his Empire.

  Sonic: Whoa whoa whoa, Kimmyko, let me stop you right there. You REALLY don't want this internship. Trust me.
  Tails: Hey, I could use an intern! I—I mean, I couldn't pay you in anything but gold rings, but—
  Eggman: Will you two stop trying to poach my new hires?! People wonder why HR can't find quality candidates, and now I realise it's you two! Kimmyko, I don't pay my interns. Because it's the most evil thing I can do. But I'd be happy to have you join the Eggman Empire.
  Shadow: Between us, I recommend going your own way. You don't need Eggman or Sonic & Tails. Trust only yourself.
  Eggman: Exactly. Trust yourself to IGNORE SHADOW AND FOLLOW ME. Welcome aboard.

• Good ol' Caddy asks the crew why they collect rings when an anagram of Sonic's name is "Coins".
• The gang get philosophical for a moment.

  Tails: Chris Scullion asks, "Do ghosts and spirits of our deceased loved ones exist, or are they merely mental projections constructed in our own minds as a coping mechanism, as knowing they still have some presence, albeit a merely ethereal one, gives some comfort?"
  Shadow: Don't worry, I got this one.
  (Beat)
  Shadow: Yes.

• One question asks Eggman how long it took him to concoct his plan to trap the other three via the Twitter takeover. He's about to put his scheme into motion... but Tails already disarmed all the traps, Shadow destroyed the robots above them (He let loose a Chaos Blast earlier), and Sonic had Knuckles trash Eggman's lair while they were answering questions. As it turns out, the takeover was a plan to lure Eggman away from his base.

    Twitter Takeover 5

• After a two year long break, the Takeover returns once again, this time in honor of the release of Sonic Colors Ultimate. Now, they've added Yacker the Wisp. And more animatics. Also despite the fact that Shadow does not appear in the game (although he does appear in the DS version of Colors) he was invited anyway, although he's less than pleased that the hashtag is #AskSonic again. Eggman then reveals that it was chosen due to them pulling straws, with Sonic saying his hashtag just so happened to win.
• Tails gets asked if he still has the strength to carry Sonic around. Tails reveals he's been doing strength training, to the surprise and amazement of everyone present, only to end up accidentally hitting Eggman.
• When asked what their favorite movies are, Tails takes a jab at Sonic and says he can't get through an entire movie without getting bored and running off. When pressed, Sonic says his favorite film is Chao In Space...only to prove Tails' point by getting key details of the movie wrong (believing the Chao died when it actually survived, and missing Tikal's appearance). Even Yacker expresses disappointment.
• Yacker gets asked whether he winks or blinks due to only having one eye. Sonic, Shadow, and Eggman are quick to believe the latter, but Tails thinks otherwise. Ultimately, the results are inconclusive, with the former 3 remaining unconvinced that Yacker could potentially wink.
• A question for Eggman asks how much of the food in Sweet Mountain is real. Eggman says it all is... made of 99.9% preservatives... processed in Chemical Plant Zone. Nobody wants any of his food after that. Though there's also the matter of Fred the Egg Pawn falling into the chocolate river...
• The official Among Us account asks the cast who's the best at lying.

  Eggman: I tricked that one Knucklehead a couple of times before.
  Sonic: Huh, that's a little suspicious, Eggman.
  Tails: I've only told 3 lies in my life before, and no one will ever know what they are.
  Shadow: I promised Maria I would never tell a lie, and I never have.
  (Yacker chimes in)
  Tails: Yacker said he "likes murder...?"
  Sonic: Whoa, wait! WHAT?!
  (Yacker gives a puzzled response, as if that's not what he actually said)
  Tails: Yeah, he's saying he downed someone in an electrical room in Tropical Resort and then hopped into a vent.
  Eggman: Ergh, that's pretty messed up, even for my standards.
  (Yacker protests in panic)
  Shadow: Well. I believe we all know what needs to be done.
  Sonic: Ooh! Ooh! Can I push the button this time? It's kinda cool to not be the one getting sent out into space for once.
  Tails: Sure, Sonic. Go ahead.
  (Yacker's panicked protesting continues until he's ejected screaming)
  Eggman: Hmm...what's that notice up on that board up there?
  Shadow: It says "Yacker was not the Impostor." Wait! Then who is?
  Eggman: Tails...?
  Sonic: Uh...Tails?
  Tails: Uh...my translator must be busted again! Sorry about that, Yacker! Thanks for the question, @AmongUs! And now I've told FOUR lies.

• The official AXE body spray account asks the cast what they smell like. Shadow confidently replies "lavender", while everyone else notes that Tails smells like mint. It's then revealed that Tails has been eating a ridiculously large amount of them, prompting Shadow to call an intervention.
• When asked who's the most likely to write poetry, everyone agrees that it'd be Shadow. Put on the spot, he ad-libs the following.

  Sometimes, you order a pizza
  On a colony out in space
  Just expect it to take a while
  But it'll be worth the taste

• The cast are asked who would win in a game of Hide & Seek. Yacker reveals that on Planet Wisp, the version the Wisps play has rules are significantly more extreme, with whoever gets found ending up tossed into a volcano and deemed the "Ultimate Loser". Shadow, being Shadow, accepts the challenge, while Eggman insists they had that tradition before he first arrived there.
• Favorite moments from the 30th Anniversary concert. Notable moments include Shadow being moved to tears by remembering the events of his own game upon hearing I Am (All of Me), and Eggman noting how the video for the Sonic Adventure portion showed Tails throwing the Burger Man into the ocean.
• Eggman confirms that he's secretly rich, from making a bagel slicer. He even offers Shadow one after the latter laments that the Space Colony Ark did not serve bagels, only regular bread. They didn't even have a toaster.
• One question proposes a possible connection between the Wisps and the Black Arms, specifically Doom's Eye which is a fragment of Black Doom. Eventually Shadow boils it down to whether or not they share soft drink preferences, as Shadow is part Black Arms genetically. Although no connection can be made on that front (Shadow prefers ginger ale while Yacker prefers diet ginger ale with no ice), one notable bombshell is dropped: Black Doom is alive.
• Of the cast, Shadow has the most drip.
• The crew are asked how far Eggman can punt Yacker. Hilarity Ensues.
• Tyson Hesse asks Sonic if he's secretly jealous of Knuckles' strength. Sonic tries to brush off the question, but Shadow isn't having any of it and challenges him to break a wooden board that Tails just so happened to bring in. He succeeds...but at a very painful cost, and to Shadow's amusement.
• A question about why Sonic is the only one who has a Twitter account ends up segueing into, you guessed it, the annual singing of La Macarena. This time, however, everyone singing it is off-tempo, which Eggman quips is the reason why Sonic is the only one that can be trusted to have a Twitter account.

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